noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

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celestia-ludenberq:


celestia-ludenberq:

lonk ness monster

i did not spend 10 minutes on this for one note

celestia-ludenberq:

celestia-ludenberq:

lonk ness monster

i did not spend 10 minutes on this for one note

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signless-highblood:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

liebelied:

wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

fuckin cuties

OHGOD

I DIDN’T GET IT AND THEN I DID

I HAD TO GO BACK AND READ IT, BUT THAT WAS AMAZING

(Source: drunkonstephen)

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dennys:

You hear them before you’re even able to see the building. Angry chants from a crowd of protesters outside Donny’s. It’s been days since the anti-breakfast legislation was passed, rendering breakfast illegal forever, but the crowd continues to grow. These are people who are tired of being told what they can and cannot eat. These are husbands, wives, sons, daughters, uncles and aunts. These are human beings with appetites. People who were once free. It began with the outlawing of dancing. Then bedazzling. The next target was sunscreen over 30 SPF. Now it’s breakfast and the people are not going to take it. Which of course they shouldn’t. Because bacon.

dennys:

You hear them before you’re even able to see the building. Angry chants from a crowd of protesters outside Donny’s. It’s been days since the anti-breakfast legislation was passed, rendering breakfast illegal forever, but the crowd continues to grow. These are people who are tired of being told what they can and cannot eat. These are husbands, wives, sons, daughters, uncles and aunts. These are human beings with appetites. People who were once free. It began with the outlawing of dancing. Then bedazzling. The next target was sunscreen over 30 SPF. Now it’s breakfast and the people are not going to take it. Which of course they shouldn’t. Because bacon.

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one-hell-of-a-fanpage:

foulplaythoughts:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

That took a turn I wasn’t prepared for

(Source: triggafiasco)

100,474 notes

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

(Source: memewhore)

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people-like-anime:


brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

(Source: 1kidsentertainment)

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mnrva:

necrotelecomnicon:

monodoh:

Just to expand on that Casper post…

holy fuck

I’m going to cry

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

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